Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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