I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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