I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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