I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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