Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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