what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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