WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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