Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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