Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Your cock deserves a montage
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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