just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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