Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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