Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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