Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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