What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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