Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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