I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
one two three fourrrrnication!
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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