Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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