Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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