You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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