Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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