I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
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