She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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