i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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