I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
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