question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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