feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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