He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize