butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Me too!
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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