fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Don't make out with my wife yet
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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