So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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