the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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