so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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