he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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