Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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