After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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