This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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