Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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