Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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