So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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