Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
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