What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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