just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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