problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Randomize
