he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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