That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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