Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
