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KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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