96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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