He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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