her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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