im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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