You're my little dorito
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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